here ya go stephen...

:Body:-blondes need not apply...Redheads or Brunettes only. I prefer longer hair, but hey, that's not a picky subject...** well, i've been blonde, red head, and brunette, currently residing in brunette with natural red highlights (yes, i've stopped dying my hair and have my natural color back) but my long hair has chopped off due to navy regulations and boot camp requirements-A girl that's shorter or equal height of me**i definitely fit that description being 4'3 3/4"-somebody that's small enough for my scrawny ass to be able to lift off th'ground**yep, that's me although i have gained 30 lbs. (still can't see it) and now weigh a glorious and healthy 120 lbs.-I want a girl with a figure...i don't have one, so she needs to make up for that**32-24-33:Must:-Dance...if not be good at it then at least be able to learn**well, i'm not really GOOD at dancing but i love to embarrass myself by trying to do so-Is just as much of a dork as i am in regards to wrestling, tv shows, cartoons, and super-heroes**wrestling: HBK, sable bomb, lita, and stone coldtv shows: that 70's show, smallville, angel, gilmore girls, and 7th heavencartoons: X-MEN!!!! old and new, disney movies and dragonballzsuperheroes: SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and gambit. -Be just as much of an exhibitionist as i am...i'm willin' to show affection anywhere, anytime, any place...i'd expect m'girl to reciprocate that...hell, beat me at m'own game for all i care....** no, sorry. out in public, not my thing. but in a room or someone's house that doesn't mind it or with a close group of friends made up primarily of other couples, can't get enough of it. i have some self-respect and decency-Someone that not only wants my affection, but will demand it if for some reason i'm not giving it** oh yeah, that's me. hell i do that to ya even though we are not dating.-Somebody smart enough to put me in my place, but not such a fuckin' genious i feel like the idiot i have a tendency to be**ummm...i'm smart, i do put you and anyone else in their place, but i might have that tendency to use big words and show off my considerable amount of knowledge that nobody but me really seems to care for.-roughhouse...i'm training to be a Martial-Artist, i want a good sparrin' match, now there's foreplay for you..and rest assured, i'm never going to hurt you....it's not who i am...if i'm gettin' too rough (yeah right, but it could happen i guess), let me know and th'game stops**i'm all for rough-housing. i'll find a way to dominate you, if not in a match...there's other places that my "talents" are unmatchable. *flirty giggle*-Be willin' to let me have what you have...i have no interest in guys, but if m'girl wants to be with a girl, i get to be right there...**if i'm with a guy i'm with that guy, if i'm with a girl, i'm with that girl. relationships are sacred to me and i'm very much a patron for monogamy. i once had a threesome and my boyfriend cheated on me with that girl several times afterwards. so no, i'm not into that. Need Not Apply-Love Massages (Giving and receiving)**i love the love message game...letters, poems, errotic short stories...love it...yes, giving and receiving-Be able to tell me if there's something you want me to do that i'm not doing...i will try as hard as i can, but i'm empathic, not psychic...** yeah, i do that-Like to be Bit...and like to bite back**hehehe: it's absolutely necessary-Leave if i disobey what i call the "Primary Rule"...i will never EVER lay my hand on a woman in anger....but if i ever do...accident or no...leave...no questions..no arguements...just leave...because if i ever do it i could do it again, and you deserve better than that, i don't care who you are, you deserve better...a woman is to be touched, kissed, held, loved, never...EVER....to be hit...**already been in one relationship where the guy left more bruises than hickeys...never again...yeah, i'll leave after i kick your @ss.:Must not:-Smoke**nope-Drink...'least no more than i do**might have a problem there-Do drugs of any kind**no way!!!!-Mind th'fact that i'm a male..i'm gonna look....that don't fuckin' mean that i'm gonna leave....i'm one of th'most loyal motherfuckers on th'planet, but i'm gonna look**hell, i'll look with 'ya.-Try to stand in th'way of my relationship with my friends...i've lived most of m'life without 'em i'm not lettin' 'em go...**no, i never come between friendships intentionally. :Sexual Requirements:-Understand that a woman that is more experienced than me TERRIFIES THE SHIT out of me...i'm in no way confident in my "sexual abilities"...either instruct me, or trick me into thinking that i'm doin' a good job**i'm an expert at faking orgasms by now, don't worry...i can't say i'm experienced enough to be teacher qualified, contrary to popular belief, i haven't been with that many guys. for me....candlewax, you can never go wrong with candlewax.-The fact that i'm an exhibitionist means that i get off on doing "naughty things" in public areas...help me find places that i haven't tried before, and help me find ways for us to have fun while we're theresorry, darling, the whole self-respect thing. i lost my virginity in a park, since then, i've been too ashamed to do anything out in the open. -Games/toys/role-playin' can be a lot of fun...my perfect woman knows this...** hehehe* i would blush if i had it in me to be ashamed of my little fetishes. :Random Bonuses...:-You have to understand that if we're in a party with a lot of blacklight, i'm going to paint my face and possibly at least one arm with highlighters or other various things to glow in the dark...my ultimate woman will not only accept this, but will help me pick out colors so that i mix well**yep, then you have to paint mine up too.-I dance..a lot...and find it extremely romantic to dance in the rain..not only is it sexy (a wet female, always a plus) but a light rain can feel like a thousand kisses all over your body...and rest assured that i will be more than happy to add to that number...**dancing in the rain is the most romantic thing a couple can do. however, it's been spoiled for me. A very special memory resides in my heart therefore i will never dance in the rain with anyone other than him.-As proof of the "dorkiness" that i exhibit with a great many of my interests...be prepared that i'm gonna talk...alot...about tv shows and such...my perfect girl will be talkin' back with me 'bout 'em all...if y'dont' agree w/some of my char.'s, then be prepared to tell me who's better...**Superman Is Better than Spiderman (and Batman)...don't get me started on batman, all he is a man with a good heart, good intentions and enough money to buy interesting lil gadgets. no way is he a superhero. superhero are those with powers beyone average human abilities. having more money than sense, i'm sorry is an average trait among rich people. and spiderman c'mon! how can a man who's been bit by a radioactive spider even begin to compart to my precious superman. ooh ahhh he slings slimy string from his wrists. superman can shoot fire from his eyes! spider boy can scale up any wall, superman can fly! not to mention, he can just pick up the damn building if he doesn't want just leap over it. spiderboy can lift 10 times his weight. superman can flick him and knock him through ten walls. superman is awesome !!!-Be prepared to deal with all of my lil' "personalities"...Me, Angelus, and Nemo...how y'deal w/'em is up to you, but don't treat me like a kid for games that i'm never gonna stop playin'...** i love you, i enjoy pissing angelus off, and i adore Nemo and love that there is always someone who will need me to mother and protect them.